Gelatogate – why it’s probably not a good idea to smear shit on a customer’s food …

October 30, 2008

The big ongoing news coming from Australia, apart this tragic break-and-enter, sexual assault and murder involving  Chinese and Korean exchange students in Waterloo, Sydney is undoubtedly Gelatogate, the scandal which refuses to go away and has already yielded over 550 articles and shows no signs of letting up for a good number of weeks yet.

‘Gelatogate’ occurred at the famous, or should I say infamous, Coogee Bay Hotel – a stronghold of surfers, British and Irish expats and gap students, westies on vacation at the beach and aspiring DINKs and yuppies. Gelatogate occurred as a result of a complaint by the Whyte family over the volume levels of the TV playing the NRL Grand Final in the brasserie. To applease the Whytes, restaurant staff moved the family and provided a complimentary gelato free of charge for their inconvenience.  All sounds fairly normal until … (from Mrs. Whyte’s own words)

“There were four scoops including vanilla, chocolate and hazelnut. At the bottom, there appeared to be chocolate. Greedily, I went for it ahead of the kids. Thank heavens I did. The stench, the taste…I spat the food into a napkin and immediately I was sick.”

Oh dear .. looks like someone got creative with the gelato. Though, they obviously didn’t think of the consequences of this shitty action and the ongoing drama, accusations, and bad publicity this would all cause, especially given the Coogee Bay Hotel has been desperately trying to shake its violent image (it was found to be the second most violent pub in NSW in terms of assaults earlier this year).

Five weeks after the initial incident, there’s been a lot of accusations, lawyer’s claims and counter-claims, to-ing and fro-ing, but finally there’s proof that the gelato did indeed contain shit. -They’re just not certain yet whether the shit provider is human or animal, male or female, though this should revealed in time. Check out the Sydney Morning Herald or News for updates on this ongoing drama.

Update: It’s being proposed by PR wanker guru Max Markson that none other than Gordon Ramsey come in to clean up the mess, if he can’t do it no one can.


McCain … McCain’t

October 30, 2008

McCain … McCain’t (nuff said)


I realised I was a bit late in bringing this out so being the eternal businessman (and optimist) I also have …



A E I Love U

October 24, 2008

The EV Boyz who first came out with ‘Kickin’ It In Geumchon‘ are back with their latest single, ‘A E I Love U’, chronicling love found and lost in the Republic of Korea. It’s very clever, check it out:


Trip to Fukuoka & Karatsu, Japan – Spring 2008

October 21, 2008

I’ve spent the last few days uploading photos from the past year’s travels, I’ve also got a stack of photos from the past five years which I aim to gradually upload and eventually post onto here. Today, I’m showing pics of my trip to the lovely city of Fukuoka, Japan from earlier this year. It was my second trip to Fukuoka, which is a modern, clean, bustling metropolis of 1.5 million people located in Kyushu, the southern-most ‘major’ island of Japan. Whilst there, I took a half-day trip by train to the beautiful, quaint little city of Karatsu, some 50 kms away. Karatsu’s name is derived from ‘Kara’ – meaning China or East Asia in general and ‘tsu’ – port indicating Karatsu’s strategic location and past importance as a key link between China, Japan and Korea. The highlight of Karatsu, apart from the wonderful Japanese-style architecture and streetscapes was its splendid castle perched above the city on a hill overlooking the surrounding bay, plains and mountains. Access to the full set of pics is available here and here.

Fukuoka  福岡 ふくおか

Fukuokas Yahoo! Dome - home of baseballs Fukuoka Hawks

Fukuoka's Yahoo! Dome - home of baseball's Fukuoka Hawks

Attractive urban park in downtown Fukuoka

Attractive urban park in downtown Fukuoka

Karatsu  唐津  からつ

Attractive private residence in Karatsu

Attractive private residence in Karatsu

Another private residence with cherry blossoms in front

Another private residence with cherry blossoms in front

View from the castle

View from the castle

Karatsu castle above the trees

Karatsu castle above the trees

Karatsus impressive castle

Karatsu's impressive castle


Trip to Gangjin Celadon Festival and Hamel’s Museum in rural Jeollanam-do

October 20, 2008

During August, I visited Gangjin county (Brian’s old stomping ground), in rural Jeollanam-do for the 13th Gangjin Celadon Festival. I’m a big fan of Korean ceramic arts and products, and was keen to take a look at the festival in Gangjin as the county is renowned for the quality of its ceramic works.

Beautiful ceramic vase

Beautiful ceramic vase

For when only the best will do ...

For when only the best will do ...

I did also have an ulterior motive for the visit, however. You see the sleepy village of Byeongyeong (or Byoungyoung, or several other derivatives), just outside the town of Gangjin, was the temporary home of Korea’s first Westerners, a Dutchman named Hendrick Hamel and fellow captives. Bookkeeper Hamel and his crew-mates had the misfortune of getting shipwrecked on the island of Jeju-do, just south of the mainland of the Joseon Dynasty in 1653, then aptly known as the ‘hermit kingdom’. What followed for Hamel and his men was a thoroughly unpleasant, uncomfortable and seemingly inescapable thirteen years at the hands of their Korean captors. Seemingly uncertain just what to do with the 35 hairy barbarians wrecked onto the Jeju shores, their captors carted the weary Dutchmen north from boondock to boondock until they became guests of the Joseon King’s court and a constant source of amusement for the king in Seoul, then known as Hanseong, for a number of years.

Eventually, the king tired of the hairy rogues and banished what was left of them – several of the crew died over the years – to what was, and still is, the outpost of the nation, deep, dark Jeollanam-do. Five men ended up in Namwon, Jeollabuk-do, five ended up in my very own Suncheon – it was cosmopolitan even way back then! – and the remaining 12, including Hamel, in Byeongyeong. Hamel and his men left their mark on the town of Byeongyeong as you will see in this informative link created by a visiting Dutchman, Jan Boonstra, 342 years after his co-patriots left including: 6ft western-style walls (previously unseen elsewhere on the Korean peninsula), irrigation canals, and statues remarkably similar to Jeju’s harubangs (previously unseen elsewhere on the peninsula). Other traits, which are somewhat touchy and controversial in nationalistic, homogeneous South Korea, are the apparent residue effects of probable inter-breeding between the randy Dutch and the fair maidens of Byeongyeong, and possibly, Namwon, and even gasp, Suncheon. Anecdotal evidence points to individuals of these parts, particularly those of the Nam family name, having tall, robust physiques, Western facial features and lighter eyes.

Jeju-do harubang

Jeju-do harubang

Byeongyeong harubang

Byeongyeong harubang

From Jan Boonstra’s website:

It is also possible that some men met local women and through marriage or otherwise fathered children, whose descendants still live here. The Dutch were given the Korean name Nam. There are several roots for the clan of Nam in Korea, but one originates from around Byeongyeong. And it is from this region, that many people named Nam have typical features like a large body and facial characteristics that may well be from the foreigners in the 17th century. When professor Kim Tae Jin of the Chonnam University in Gwangju did research on this subject, he encountered resistance and a lack of cooperation from the people, as it is regarded as shameful to have mixed blood and not to be of pure Korean breed. Maybe the grand (sic) grandparents of these nice old ladies could tell more! Long time ago, before the Korean war, a tall man from Byeongyeong with western facial features called Nam, moved to the north and became a general in the army. It is said that when the North Korean army raided this area, the village of Byeongyeong was spared on special orders from general Nam.

This link, also created by a touring Dutchman, also contains anecdotal evidence of blue (or blu-ish)-eyed locals. Unfortunately, I didn’t encounter any myself that day but, have from time to time have met Koreans round these parts with almost Eurasian features and light eyes – perhaps they are distant descendants of Hamel and his men!

Hamel and a few of his men managed to comandeer a boat in Yeosu in 1666 and escape to Japan, where they relived their encounters which formed the first Western accounts of the secretive Joseon dynasty.

Thankfully, the historic links between Hamel and his men and the Joseon Dynasty have fostered friendlier relations between the modern states of the Republic of Korea and the Netherlands, particularly that of Gangjin county and Hamel’s hometown of Gorinchem, who share a sister-city relationship and relatively frequent cultural exchanges. Another welcome new attraction to the village of Byeongyeong is the Jeolla Military Fortress Hamel Memorial Museum, in honour of the Dutchman and his mates. Below are some photos of the museum and surrounding. The full album, also containing the Celadon festival, is located here.

Jeolla Military Fortress and Hamel Memorial Museum

Jeolla Military Fortress and Hamel Memorial Museum

6ft walls unique to Byeongyeong

6ft walls unique to Byeongyeong

17th century Dutch cannon

17th century Dutch cannon

Hamels Journal (or replica of)

Hamel's Journal (or replica of)

Dutch plate

Dutch plate