Norks threaten nuclear weapons and long-range missile launch. Yawn.

April 29, 2009

Another day, another rant from the baby. Kim Jong-il, unhappy that Swine flu is getting more publicity than himself, has come out and demanded that the UN give an apology for their recent sanctions after the North broke their previous agreement and fired a long-range missile. Pretty twisted logic going on there, but hey I’ve lived in Korea for six years now and have seen similar logic played out many a time …

I say it’s time to get tough, it’s time to be firm, it’s time to be decisive. Barack Obama has got to show his meddle so that no one will be obliged to fuck with him, and who better to see your teeth into than Kim Jong-il. I say it’s time to get tough and launch an all-out, strategic assault on the houses of power, military and industry in North Korea, and then set about liberating the millions who’ve spent three generations under Kim Jong-il and his prick of a father. Hey, it’s a recession and nothing increase productivity than a war, especially one overseas which you can hopefully win.

I just say that you please do it when I’m farthest away from the peninsula as possible.


What to do, what to do?

April 29, 2009

The past few weeks I’ve been pondering my life after October. October is when I’m scheduled to finish up my current position and move on. I love Korea but have found myself increasingly tired of the place and feel the need to move. That said, I’ve mentioned the exact same thing every single year since 2003, and I’m still bloody here! Come November watch this space and see where I’m at  … :)

That said, I do feel the need to move on, to try something new, to broaden my horizons, to take a punt and take a risk as for the last few years I haven’t done that enough and nothing’s worse for me than when I’m treading water as I’m increasingly doing at the moment. Often it takes a lot of courage to move on and that’s one area where I do often settle for what’s comfortable, what’s acceptable, what’s normal, what’s decent – rather than just taking a punt and going out there. If it wasn’t for me taking a punt six years ago, I wouldn’t have ever landed here.

So, I’ve been thinking lately and a big part of me wants to try my hand at China. I’ve always been interested in the land, its people, history, cultures, languages, and traditions; and perhaps it’s time to further acquaint myself with the Middle Kingdom. I’ve started looking online as to the possibilities of teaching and studying at the same time. There are quite a few study programs over there but they are quite pricy and seem to not leave much time for work – if that is indeed possible under the required Visa.

The city I’d most like to study in is Qingdao, which just across the Yellow Sea from Korea. Qingdao’s a fairly interesting and, judging by the photos, beautiful place which came to prominence when it was firstly a German concession at the turn of the 20th century and then consequently, and very controversially, was transferred to Japan along with surrounding Shandong province following the Treaty of Versailles after World War I. This very unpopular decision played a significant part in the May Fourth Movement and subsequent birth of the Chinese Communist Party. The Germans left their mark however with beautiful German colonial architecture still intact and perhaps more importantly, China’s number one beer, Tsingtao.

Another, and more costly, option I’ve been pondering lately is returning home and returning to school to study a Masters of Asian Studies. Having been in East Asia for the last six years I’ve developed a keen interest in the languages, politics, current affairs, histories, cultures and traditions of the nations in this region. Since ANU has the best program in Australia, I’d naturally want to go there but unfortunately they don’t do distance study and as such I’d have to live in Canberra! Though, I think I could manage that, managing my finances while studying there may be more difficult. Perhaps, I should just look at community colleges and programs. Or, gasp get a real job back home!


Song of the Day : “The World I Know” by Collective Soul

April 29, 2009

Another day, another Song of the Day. This one comes from Georgian outfit, Collective Soul, and is entitled The World I Know from their self-titled and highly successful second album released in 1995. It’s a beautiful, melancholic track – can you see a trend here, call me a depressed, malcontent but I like sad music! – about life, life’s trials and finding the infinite beauty in life and the will to roll with the punches. I find the video clip perfectly encapsulates the mood of the song.

Enjoy~!

The World I Know – Collective Soul


Book review : ’1434: The Year a Magnificent Chinese Fleet Sailed to Italy and Ignited the Renaissance’

April 29, 2009

Here is my first – of what will probably become a semi-regular feature of my blog (depends on how quickly I can crank through the books!) – book review. The book is ’1434: The Year a Magnificent Chinese Fleet Sailed to Italy and Ignited the Renaissance’ by Gavin Menzies and is a sequel to his previous book, ’1421: The Year China Discovered America’ in which he somewhat controversially asserted that it was the Chinese not the Europeans who were the first non-indigenous peoples to discover the New World, citing many and varied references – both valid and somewhat dubious, including shipwrecks, artifacts, the appearance of flora and fauna of Asian origin in Pre-Columbian America, indigenous American accounts of ‘yellow-skinned’ foreigners, words and languages of partially Asian origin in the Americas, DNA evidence etc. – to back-up his claims of Chinese discovery of the Americas. His first book proved to be so controversial that it spawned a plethora of anti-1421 websites such as this one, and even books, which set about debunking Menzies’ myths.

But, just as sure as Menzies had his critics, he surely had his followers in greater numbers. So much so that his book went on to become a bestseller, spawned a host of supportive websites (including his own where people can leave their own research and accounts of Chinese discoveries), and spawned several documentaries with talk of feature films being in the mix. Menzies, who possesses a passion for his topic which is uncontrollable and frankly, contagious, brushed aside all criticisms saying that a lot of these critics have based their lives and professional careers around the most accepted beliefs that Columbus and the Europeans were the first to reach the Americas and as such they have the most to lose and understandably are going out of their way to debunk his claims.

1421 described how during the peak of the Ming dynasty in its expansionary, outward-looking phase, great fleets of Chinese fleets led by the great general, Zheng He, would set forth from Nanjing onto Southeast Asia, India and Africa exchanging goods, knowledge and wealth in return for each provinces’ acceptance that the Middle Kingdom was their rightful superior. Many provinces indeed enjoyed the transfer of goods, materials and knowledge from the ‘benevolent father’ and warmly provided dowries for their superiors from the Middle Kingdom. Indeed, it’s irrefutable that there were established trade links between China, Southeast Asia, India, the Middle East and possibly Africa with ports such Guangzhou, Malacca, Kerala, Mombasa possessing ample evidence of significant trade to and from East Asia, Southeast Asia, the Indian subcontinent, the Middle East and Africa.

Menzies goes one step further in 1421 to assert that the Chinese didn’t just stop with the Indian Ocean on their quest for worldwide discovery and power, that they indeed traveled to any points of the globe including the Americas, Africa, Australia and even as far afield as Greenland. To back these claims, Menzies points to evidence, which truth be told is quite convincing in the Americas, particularly in certain pockets of the Americas to somewhat dubious when it comes to Greenland, Australia and farther afield. But, despite its downsides where Menzies almost seems to be trying too hard to find a link when there quite likely isn’t one, all in all I came out of the book a believer – believing that there was at least some Chinese settlement, discovery, transfer of knowledge and trade in the New World before the conventional history of  the Europeans being the first to ‘discover’ the New World. Polynesia in particular, is one region of the world where there was no doubt at least some Chinese interaction within the last 1000 years before Cook and co. came around due to DNA evidence, and flora and fauna species.

So, this leads onto to 1434 where Menzies goes one step further in his claims to say that it was indeed the Chinese – through their trade, interaction and transfer of knowledge – who provided the spark to ignite the renaissance and awaken Europe from its prolonged coma of nigh on a millenia. Menzies uses some quite compelling points to indicate that there must have been at least some transfer of knowledge, ideas and philosphies for there to have been this sudden renaissance, where in the space of less than 60 years Europe all of a sudden made significant gains in the fields of astronomy, cartography, geography, weaponry, navigation and shipbuilding. All of which fields the Chinese had superior and exisitng knowledge, and wherby the Europeans seemed to have had an uncanny knack of replicating these products, ideas and philosophies to such a degree that it points to more than coincidence.

But, if the Chinese interacted with the West, why isn’t there any existing Western literature of these grand fleets of learned Oriental gentleman setting forth on the ports of Europe and dispelling their infinite knowledge and wisdom? This is one point that Menzies can’t adequately address in my opinion and one that you can’t help but question yourself. I, for one, am sure that the Chinese – who before their self-imposed retreat from the mid-1400′s onwards were superior to most any civilisation in a host of fields by several centuries and definitely beleive that they did indeed managed to set foot on many lands previously claimed to have been ‘discovered’ by Europeans. I also firmly believe that the transfer of knowledge, goods and materials circulated from Asia to Europe via established Indian Ocean trade routes and the Silk Road. However, I am not as certain as Menzies as to the validity of Chinese vessals actually traveling to Europe as I’m sure had it been the case I’m sure there would have more than snippets of anedoctal evidence to back these claims. That said, I enjoyed 1434 a lot. Perhaps not quite as much as 1421 which really did manage to sink me into the prospect of China having set forth and discovering all these ‘new’ lands. But, nevertheless it’s a great read with some very valid points made along the way. No doubt there are some parts which seem more dubious than others but as I mentioned before, Menzies’ infectious enthusiasm makes you want to believe it all regardless. I gave it 4 and a half stars. I believe no matter what your views on history are, it’s an interesting and exciting read. Whether you believe it’s actual history or pseudo-history, it’s worth a read for you to decide.

The thing I really appreciate about writers such as Menzies and Jared Diamond is their knowledge of their subjects, enthusiasm, thirst for more knowledge and ability to write in layman’s terms about topics which many people may previously thought of as dry and boring into interesting, fascinating and compelling reads. If you have a love for history, geography and social sciences such as myself, I strong recommend you check out their books.

Who knows? Maybe I am Chinese after all! ;)


5-day weekend!

April 29, 2009

This Friday is May Day and as such many schools, banks and Government departments in Korea will have a day off work, I just learnt today that my workplace will be no exception. Saturday is Buddha’s birthday and a public holiday but seeing as many Koreans still work a 6-day week – although it’s progressively changing to a 5-day week work schedule – and that public holidays which fall on a Saturdays or Sundays are not given a bonus Monday off, Buddha’s birthday is of little consequence to me (despite my belief that Buddha was a good bloke and all!). Next Tuesday is Children’s Day , which is a bit of a misnomer as anyone who’s ever stepped foot in Korea would concur that – despite the parentally enforced extra-curricular education and activities, sleep deprivation and unbalanced lifestyle – everyday is Children’s Day for the pampered little princes and princesses of the southern end of the Korean peninsula. But, if you’re going to give me a day off for it, I’ll sure as fuck hell take it regardless!

Which leaves the one anamoly, the one obstacle, the one snag to five-day weekend bliss – Monday. Well, with a talk to the supervisor and Monday employer I managed to fan-angle a day off on Monday too, sacrificing one of my vacation days for a blissful five-day weekend.

As I mentioned earlier, if a public holiday happens to fall on a Saturday or Sunday you’re shit outta luck in terms of getting an extra day off on the preceding Friday or following Monday. And, unfortunately as luck would have it, this year Korean workers are completely shit outta luck with a substantial amount of public holidays falling on either a Saturday or Sunday.

You see there’s something lurking in the Neo-Confucian mindset whereas you can turn up to work blind drunk with two hours sleep and nod off at your desk all day completing one hour’s work in the span of 12 hours and that’s acceptable provided you show up to work every single day you are supposed to. Confucius apparently didn’t care too much about productivity and efficiency but he gave a big shit about appearance and the appearance of being diligent and hardworking, or so it seems.

Faced with the scenario of just a Monday standing between me and five days of freedom, I couldn’t let the opportunity go by without at least chancing my arm at getting Monday off. And, whaddayaknow the Kimchi Gods were smiling on me and I have managed to wrest Monday from my employers. Such bliss!

I’m planning on heading to Seoul to attend a friend’s wedding and spend some much needed quality time outside of Suncheon. I need a break, I need some air, I need some time to unwind, and by crickey thank goodness I’ve got it!