Another day, another rant from the baby. Kim Jong-il, unhappy that Swine flu is getting more publicity than himself, has come out and demanded that the UN give an apology for their recent sanctions after the North broke their previous agreement and fired a long-range missile. Pretty twisted logic going on there, but hey I’ve lived in Korea for six years now and have seen similar logic played out many a time …
I say it’s time to get tough, it’s time to be firm, it’s time to be decisive. Barack Obama has got to show his meddle so that no one will be obliged to fuck with him, and who better to see your teeth into than Kim Jong-il. I say it’s time to get tough and launch an all-out, strategic assault on the houses of power, military and industry in North Korea, and then set about liberating the millions who’ve spent three generations under Kim Jong-il and his prick of a father. Hey, it’s a recession and nothing increase productivity than a war, especially one overseas which you can hopefully win.
I just say that you please do it when I’m farthest away from the peninsula as possible.