Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays/Happy New Year/End of 2009 post

December 18, 2009

I’m heading up north tomorrow morning spending some time in the Seoul/Incheon area before catching a flight home to Sydney for two weeks over the Christmas/New Year’s period. Since I won’t be taking my laptop, I’ll probably be busy seeing friends and family and traveling, and seeing as Australia Internet connection speeds are at least five years behind Korean Internet connection speeds (and that’s being generous to Australia), I probably won’t be blogging between now and the new year.

So, I hope everyone out there has a happy, safe and enjoyable festive season. I’m glad to have finished off my work year this afternoon and am looking forward to some downtime back home with my friends and family in the Australian sun.

I always try to get back home once a year if I can – preferably at this time of year – as deep down I’m family person who loves spending time with my family and people I know best and have known all my life. It’s always good to get away back home and recharge the batteries, get some space to reflect on the past year and see things though a clearer perception away from all the pressures and stresses you sometimes experience in a vastly different culture to your own.

I often face the trip back home with a bit of anxiety and trepiditon. It’s nothing to do with my family or Australia, it’s mainly to do with the symptoms of reverse cultural shock. I always find it difficult to adjust back to the sheer casualness and laidback approach to life in Australia – even in big city Sydney – compared with the high tension, hustle-bustle, uber-competitiveness of Korea. These days when I get back home for the first few days at least I walk different, sound different, dress different and act different than the average Australian. People often think I’m either a tourist, a foreigner, or a freak and give me a wide berth. Then, they get to know me and realise that I am indeed a freak! Once I get adjusted back to Australian life I calm down again and everything is sweet, just that by then it’s time to head back to Korea! ;)

Anyways, I’m looking to some sun, sand, surf, real sandwiches, cheese, meat pies, roast lamb, real steak, real beer and no kimchi. Hope you all have a good festive season wherever you are and I’ll be back in 2010, if not sooner!

Cheers~!


This reading caper’s actually not too bad …

August 25, 2009

I can safely say that in the last 12 months I’ve read more books than in any previous 12 month period before, not that it’s all that much to boast about as I’ve probably only read about a dozen books in total – along with several thousands of hours worth of blog, discussion board and newspaper online reading.

You see I wasn’t much of a reader when I was young. I was much of a writer either. I was shy and had a slight speech impediment as a young fella and I guess that slight impediment transferred through to my schooling days where I largely shied away from reading and writing as much as I could as I wasn’t as good as the other kids, and as such didn’t enjoy these activities.

Looking back at my high school days, nothing much changed really. I wasn’t particularly good at English and I only remember reading a handful of books and plays I was supposed to read during English class, The Great Gatsby, A Streetcar Named Desire, The Crucible and Maestro, I still remember to this day having actually read and enjoyed – among a select few others.

This didn’t stop my Mum from encouraging me to take up the highest strain of English class in my final two years of high school in the hope that I’d somehow enjoy the experience and get good grades. That experiment lasted a good six months of pain-filled, anxiety-ridden classes full of predominately enthusiastic female classmates happily discussing every minute detail of Jane Eyre or some such shit with myself wishing to disappear in the background and praying that I don’t inevitably get asked questions on text I hadn’t bothered reading.

For I had much more productive endeavours to pursue during my high school free time rather than reading shitty books. There was the frequent map drawing via pen or computer – I had a weird hobby, I wanted to become a cartographer; the afternoon informal footy games with mates after school; the occasional swim or cricket match with my brother in the park outside our house; or my most treasured activity whilst home alone – scouring our household’s extensive video collection in the hope that I can find at least one nude, topless or nip-slip scene from a raunchy film to masturbate to. Yes, I had more lofty endeavours to spend my precious time with than to read a fucking book. So, I choose to avoid reading at all costs.

This book reading aversion largely continued throughout my tertiary studies – both graduate and post-graduate. It was about this time the Internet came about and when I wasn’t masturbating to fake images of Mariah Carey topless – the other 10% of the time I actually started reading usenet discussion groups on all manner of weird and wonderful things. For once in my life, my reading was taking precedent over my watching TV.

After my none-too-stellar academic career I found myself working part-time and needing coin with little motivation to find a real job back home, I found myself coming to Korea. Finding myself hoisted into the centre of South Korea’s educational zealotry as one of its prime facilitators – the educator – I found myself simultaneously disturbed and in wonderment at the lengths Koreans – in particularly Korean mothers – value education and learning. Hour after hour, class after class, kids are boxed into classrooms and study halls – and if they’re lucky they might learn something new at the end of the day. Not only that, but adults too seem to take pride and have drive to join a club, group or class and learn something new or perhaps improve themselves in some way.

This was all a foreign concept for an urban Australian. Most urban Australian males beyond the peak sporting ages of under 25 are interested in watching sport on TV, mentioning to mates their new car/house/power drill, or feeling actively going to the beach and perving on topless chicks whilst the wife isn’t looking. But, rarely does anything remotely educational enter the average Australian male’s mind past the age of 25. That shit’s for schoolkids, uni students, or uppity wankers.

But, the longer I’ve stayed in Korea the more I’ve been drawn into actually learning something in my – ample – free-time whether it be a new language (I’ve so far dabbled with 6 in one form or another for varied results), learning the guitar (another work in progress), or reading books I should have read a decade and a half ago.

Scientists have increasingly found that the brain – being a muscle, just like any other muscle – needs regular exercise to keep strong, agile and alert. As such, they recommend livelong learning involving mentally stimulating activities as simple as crossword puzzles, Sudoku, or reading to keep the brain going and reduce the risks of degenerative diseases such as Alzheimer’s. To this, I plan to keep learning, keep reading and in doing so hopefully tackle all those books I should have read in my youth.

Wish me luck!


Asia – where the East is the new West

August 11, 2009

You no doubt remember the famous catch-cry from 19th century America,  “Go West, young man!” Well, surely that catch-cry should be amended now to, “Go East, to Asia, young guy and girl!”

If you’ve came across my previous entry written 20 minutes ago, you may be under the mistaken belief that I’m some kind of Asiaphobe, who believes nationalism,  intolerance, conflict and corruption is going to bury Asia before she rises, well frankly, you couldn’t be further from the truth. For I’m a firm believer in Asia – despite all her many and varied challenges – and believe that when this century’s out, it will be in Asia where the best decisions are made, where the young, beautiful and talented flock to, and where the poor, needy and aspiring hope to migrate. It’s already all around now and we’re only into the ninth year of the century!

Now, Asia’s got a mountain of challenges, issues and tensions which will take a mountain of courage, skill, determination and patience to overcome. But, these virtues Asia has in abundance. I’m a firm believer in the human resources of Asia’s rich, varied and hardworking populace. Here is where the bulk of this century’s geniuses, entrepreneurs and stars will be born. This is where hope will be inspired, this is where the poor will rise given the chance. Quite simply, Asia is the 21st century’s America of the 20th century.

But, for this to occur it will require Asia to move together towards a common, united and prosperous future such as that which the bulk of Europe have united towards. But, if you think it’s been nothing but a struggle getting Europe together – with her several millennia of painful history-  you ain’t seen nothing yet. But, Asia needs to do this to prosper and I firmly believe that Asia’s incredibly strong desire to prosper will unite the bulk of the continent – particularly the eastern half – towards a common future of prosperity not seen before. For, it will be – and already is – Asia with the largest, most populous cities and centres of employment, technology and industry. Each year, China and India combine graduate nearly as many university students as the population of Australia. Now, anywhere with that number of educated, intelligent young people entering the workforce has a brilliant future. And, although many are having trouble finding work at present, particularly in China, this is all but a temporary trend, and the Chinese dragon will flex her might again very soon.

As mentioned earlier, Asia faces challenges. And, that’s putting it extremely mildly. Never before in the history of mankind has there been a continent with as many people, with as much as overcrowding, with as much and increasing environmental degradation, with as much as illness and disease, and with as grinding poverty. But, as East Asia has and continues to show, it is possible to overcome such challenges with a committed, focused, industrious, well-educated, talented and hardworking population. China, India and the SE Asian nations of Thailand, Malaysia, Vietnam and Indonesia are closely following in the footsteps of Japan, South Korea, Hong Kong, Singapore and Taiwan; and many others will soon follow suit.

Not to overlook West Asia and the Middle East where small nation-states such as the United Arab Emirates and Qatar are showing the way by taking creative steps and diversifying their wealth for the inevitable decline of oil wealth. Other Middle East nations and nearby nations such as Iran will no doubt eventually follow suit and modernise, whilst also becoming more accommodating and secular to move towards a brighter, more even and prosperous future.

Now, you may think this is pie in the sky optimism – or that I’ve just taken some illicit substances. But, I honestly believe Asia will become a more united, wealthy and prosperous continent matching and eventually overtaking the traditional realms of wealth and influence – Europe and North America, who will not wither, just not prosper at the same exponential rates as Asia.

There will be some areas, some countries and some pockets of Asia in which the bubble of prosperity will not either not arrive or not be realised to the same magnitude as elsewhere for a myriad of reasons. But, the same is true for Europe and North America now. Look at Albania in Europe, or more tellingly, Haiti in North America. Growth and wealth distribution will not be even and for every Asian success story this century, there are bound to be a few Albanias and Haitis to go along with it. But, all in all, the Asian future now is a lot brighter than it has been for the last 400 years.

When I think of my 18-month old nephew in Australia I can’t help but think that his future will be intricately connected with Asia through one way or another. It is Australia that is in a prime position to take full advantage of Asia’s prosperity being the largest Western nation close to Asia. Australia’s future – like my nephew’s – will be increasingly linked with Asia’s, and if Australia is to prosper it needs to strategically and carefully manqge to hitch a ride without jeopardising its own future, core beliefs or prosperity in doing so. I really hope my nephew learns an Asian language at a young age to get a headstart in jumping on the Asian bandwagon. Maybe that’s where I come in as the Korean tutor. ;)

Make no mistake, the future is Asian. If you have kids, get them learning an Asian language, if you have money look to Asia for opportunities to increase it, if you have nothing going look towards Asia, perhaps it can give you a job or opportunity you never thought existed. That’s what it did to me six years ago. Now, I’ve just got to be more pro-active and work on this opportunity I’ve been provided in the most exciting and dynamic corner of the planet.


It’s Liberation Day!

June 28, 2009

I often find myself mired in self-doubt, anxiety and depression. Yet, the thing that keeps me going when I feel low is the innate beauty and wonder that is this world. Despite all our faults, us humans are capable of so much yet we’re tragically so self-destructive at the same time. But, it’s all good. It keeps life interesting. It’s liberation day!


‘Jeonnam Life’ misnomer!?

June 1, 2009

Coming to this blog one of the first things you’re most probably likely to encounter is the title ‘Jeonnam Life’. When I started this blog 9-odd months ago I chose this as my title since I live in Jeollanam-do (South Jeolla province), South Korea – or ‘Jeonnam’ for short, and this blog was supposed to largely chronicle my life and all the ups and downs of living in a regional city in this part of South Korea. That was my intention at first, and when I did blog several years back when I first came to Korea, I was largely successful in writing just about my daily (or fortnightly, as it normally turned out) trials and tribulations as a non-Korean English teacher in regional South Korea.

But, nowadays I guess after six years since I first stepped onto this peninsula, what used to fascinate me has become mundane, what used to excite leaves me feeling numb, what used to piss me off … well still does piss me off but I don’t what to burden y’all with the details, and what used to arouse me .. well that still does!

I guess in essence, Korea has bcome the ‘real world’ for me, it’s no longer eye-opening, it’s no longer special, it’s no longer worth writing home about. Sure, there still plenty of funny situations and unusual and quirky daily occurences, but I’ve been here so long that they are just a part of life here. Sometimes I envy my friends and people I meet who’ve just come here, wide-eyed and filled with curiosity … only for it to dampen by grumpy long-timers such as myself.

Korea’s still a wonderful, fascinating, interesting country and a great place to live. But, I guess it’s now home, and no one wants to write about home.

I’ll try to write more about Korean life, in particular Jeonnam life, for folks interested overseas, but the longer I’m here the more difficult it is to see ‘home’ through a ‘newbies’ eyes.

The title will stick regardless.